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TERMS OF SERVICE

Last Updated: When I got around to itEffective Date: Retroactively, since birth

1. Acceptance of Terms

By visiting this website, reading this text, or even thinking about Ryan David Koziel, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please close this tab quietly and think about what you've done.

2. Definitions

"The Site" refers to ryandavidkoziel.com. "The Company" refers to Bigote Labs LLC. "El Bigote" refers to Ryan David Koziel. "The Mustache" refers to itself. It needs no introduction. "You" refers to you. You know who you are. "Content" refers to everything on this site, everything that will be on this site, and several things El Bigote thought about posting but decided against at the last minute.

3. Use of the Site

You may use this site for personal enjoyment, professional curiosity, light stalking (we get it), and general inspiration. You may not use this site to build a competing Ryan David Koziel. There can only be one.

4. Intellectual Property

All content, ideas, vibes, font choices, color palettes, napkin sketches, and farmer's market app pitches are the exclusive property of Bigote Labs LLC. If you steal an idea and it works, we will be simultaneously furious and impressed. If you steal an idea and it doesn't work, that's on you.

5. User Conduct

You agree not to:

  • Reverse engineer El Bigote
  • Use the site to train an AI version of Ryan (we're flattered but no)
  • Screenshot anything and use it out of context in a group chat (okay fine, but tag us)
  • Claim you came up with any of these ideas first at a dinner party

6. Disclaimers

This site is provided "as is" and "as vibes dictate." Bigote Labs makes no warranties, express or implied, that the site will be available, accurate, or free from typos that El Bigote will notice at 2 AM and fix in a panic. Any opinions expressed on this site are those of El Bigote and do not represent the views of any former employer, future employer, or his mother (who would like it on the record that she thinks he should post more).

7. Limitation of Liability

Under no circumstances shall Bigote Labs LLC be liable for any damages resulting from your use of this website, including but not limited to: existential crises triggered by someone your age doing cooler things than you, spontaneous urges to quit your job and start building stuff, or emotional attachment to a website footer.

8. Third-Party Links

This site may contain links to external websites. Bigote Labs is not responsible for anything that happens once you leave. Out there? That's the wild west. In here? You're safe. Mostly.

9. Modifications

Bigote Labs reserves the right to modify these terms at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to: boredom, a better joke, or legal counsel finally seeing this page.

10. Governing Law

These terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of California, the vibes of San Francisco, and the unspoken rules of the farmers market line.

11. Contact

Questions, concerns, or compliments about these terms may be directed to Bigote Labs LLC. Complaints may be written on a piece of paper and thrown into the ocean.

← Back

TERMS OF SERVICE

Last Updated: When I got around to itEffective Date: Retroactively, since birth

1. Acceptance of Terms

By visiting this website, reading this text, or even thinking about Ryan David Koziel, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please close this tab quietly and think about what you've done.

2. Definitions

"The Site" refers to ryandavidkoziel.com. "The Company" refers to Bigote Labs LLC. "El Bigote" refers to Ryan David Koziel. "The Mustache" refers to itself. It needs no introduction. "You" refers to you. You know who you are. "Content" refers to everything on this site, everything that will be on this site, and several things El Bigote thought about posting but decided against at the last minute.

3. Use of the Site

You may use this site for personal enjoyment, professional curiosity, light stalking (we get it), and general inspiration. You may not use this site to build a competing Ryan David Koziel. There can only be one.

4. Intellectual Property

All content, ideas, vibes, font choices, color palettes, napkin sketches, and farmer's market app pitches are the exclusive property of Bigote Labs LLC. If you steal an idea and it works, we will be simultaneously furious and impressed. If you steal an idea and it doesn't work, that's on you.

5. User Conduct

You agree not to:

  • Reverse engineer El Bigote
  • Use the site to train an AI version of Ryan (we're flattered but no)
  • Screenshot anything and use it out of context in a group chat (okay fine, but tag us)
  • Claim you came up with any of these ideas first at a dinner party

6. Disclaimers

This site is provided "as is" and "as vibes dictate." Bigote Labs makes no warranties, express or implied, that the site will be available, accurate, or free from typos that El Bigote will notice at 2 AM and fix in a panic. Any opinions expressed on this site are those of El Bigote and do not represent the views of any former employer, future employer, or his mother (who would like it on the record that she thinks he should post more).

7. Limitation of Liability

Under no circumstances shall Bigote Labs LLC be liable for any damages resulting from your use of this website, including but not limited to: existential crises triggered by someone your age doing cooler things than you, spontaneous urges to quit your job and start building stuff, or emotional attachment to a website footer.

8. Third-Party Links

This site may contain links to external websites. Bigote Labs is not responsible for anything that happens once you leave. Out there? That's the wild west. In here? You're safe. Mostly.

9. Modifications

Bigote Labs reserves the right to modify these terms at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to: boredom, a better joke, or legal counsel finally seeing this page.

10. Governing Law

These terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of California, the vibes of San Francisco, and the unspoken rules of the farmers market line.

11. Contact

Questions, concerns, or compliments about these terms may be directed to Bigote Labs LLC. Complaints may be written on a piece of paper and thrown into the ocean.